THIS WAS ORIGINALLY POSTED A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY COMMENT THREAD OF ANOTHER POST. BUT WHO EVEN REMEMBERS YESTERDAY ( Read more... )

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SO OBVIOUSLY I WANT TO BE LIKE MERLIN. BUT HOW TO ACHIEVE SUCH GREATNESS?

I WENT OUT ON A QUEST TO FIND SOMETHING THAT TELLS ME WHAT THE EVERYDAY LIFE OF THE GREATEARED WIZARD REALLY WAS, LIKE PRIVATELY NOT LIKE THAT SHIT THEY TELL YOU ON WIKI EVERYBODY KNOWS ITS ALL JUST LIES. SO THEN I MET THIS DRAGON IN A CAVE ALL CHAINED UP MAYBE HE LIKES IT ( Read more... )

HAI GUISE
I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE MYSELF, BUT I'M BAD AT THAT SORT OF THING. BUT I'M SITTING HERE WAVING AT YOU, EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN'T SEE ME.

SO INSTEAD, I BRING GIFTS. MACRO-SHAPED GIFTS, MADE SPECIALLY FOR YOU WITH MY PRECIOUS STUDY HALL TIME.

I HOPE YOU LICK LIKE THEM. <3

( RETROFIT THE PUDDING HATCH OOH LA LA )

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